How being pregnant is like being a vampire

1. Food tastes weird to you.
2. You stay up all night and want to sleep all day.
3. You "glow".
4. You could kill someone with your bare teeth. (if they piss you off enough)
5. You want your meat bloody. (just can't have it)
6. Your nails grow really fast.
7. You have acute hearing. (okay, maybe just me?)
8. All your senses are heightened. (smell, disgust, sound, light)
9. No tanning.
10. You hate garlic. (okay maybe me again)